Jim Foster, Ohio State WBB Coach

I don’t know what you got on your women’s basketball team, but OSU head coach Jim Foster thinks he’s got more than just a women’s basketball player. In an interview conducted earlier this week, the women’s hoops’ signal caller gave some helpful hints to his namesake in the football offices about how to improve his football team:

“My biggest fear is that Jim Tressel realizes that the best tight end on our campus plays for me [speaking of Lavender]. She runs like a deer and has great hands.”

Yeah, coach, and I’ve got good stage presence and can sing really well in the shower, so I’m the next American Idol. I appreciate your funnies, though.